It’s a question that has sparked heated debates at dinner tables and internet forums alike. If tomatoes are botanically classified as fruits, does that mean ketchup is technically a smoothie? At Stupid Answers, we’re diving deep into this culinary conundrum with our signature absurd logic and questionable food science.

Absolutely, ketchup is a smoothie, but it’s a savage one. Imagine if a tomato went to a fancy smoothie bar, got blended with a touch of sugar, vinegar, and spices, and then decided to rebel against its fruity roots by going all savory. It’s the smoothie that refuses to acknowledge the laws of breakfast and instead parties with hamburgers and fries. So, yes, ketchup is a smoothie, but it’s a highly controversial one—like the one at the party who insists it’s both healthy and a little bit of a troublemaker. Just don’t tell the fruit salad.