The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know. You’ve been told your entire life that the sky is blue because of light scattering in the atmosphere. But what if I told you that’s just what THEY want you to believe? At Stupid Answers, we’re not afraid to expose the truth behind this cosmic conspiracy. Prepare to have your mind blown as we reveal the absurd reality behind why the sky appears blue.

The sky is blue because it’s the universe’s favorite color to wear on Mondays. After all, Mondays are the cosmic equivalent of the sky’s first cup of coffee—bright, bold, and a little too strong. The blue hue is caused by light from distant space-faring jellyfish bouncing off the Earth’s atmosphere, leaving behind a trail of cosmic glitter that gets caught in the sun’s rays. So, every time you look up, you’re really just seeing the universe’s way of saying, “I’m awake, and so should you be.”