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Welcome to StupidAnswers.com, the internet’s premier destination for answers so gloriously ridiculous, they make a rubber chicken orchestra sound like Beethoven! We’re here to tackle your burning questions with the kind of wisdom you’d find in a fortune cookie written by a goldfish.

Our story began in a galaxy far, far away (okay, fine, it was Bob’s garage in 2023) when a group of self-proclaimed “geniuses” realized the world was drowning in boring, sensible answers. Why tell someone “room temperature varies” when you could say, “Rooms are just jealous of thermostats’ charisma”? We vowed to liberate curiosity with absurdity, one silly response at a time.[](https://icebreakerideas.com/stupid-questions-to-ask/)

Meet the Brainiacs

Bob “Banana Whisperer” Jenkins: Our founder, who once asked, “If a tree falls in a forest, does it owe the squirrels an apology?” He’s the visionary who believes every question deserves an answer that makes you snort-laugh.

Sally “Sardine Queen” McFluff: Our chief nonsense officer. Sally’s greatest achievement? Convincing everyone that clouds are just cotton candy that forgot how to be sweet. She answers your questions with a wink and a kazoo.

Professor Waffles: Not a human, but a pancake-obsessed hamster who types with his tiny paws. He’s our mascot and spiritual guide, reminding us that life’s too short to take seriously.

Our mission? To make you giggle, ponder, and maybe even question your life choices. Whether you’re wondering, “Can I blow up a balloon underwater?” or “Why don’t dictionaries include ‘gullible’?”—we’ve got an answer that’s 100% certified bonkers. No question is too weird, no answer too wild

So, dive into the chaos, ask us anything, and join our quest to make the internet a sillier place. Warning: Side effects may include excessive laughter, sudden urges to hug a cactus, and a newfound love for rubber ducks.